Comedy Ahoy.
July 2nd
In reality it's the day I tell you about another brilliant night we've got lined up just for you lot, so be polite and read on. We've only gone and got some funny people all excited about coming to The Rising Sun for you. And as if we couldn't have done any more, we had a word with Zebbie (Lord Seb Coe to you riff raff) and asked if we could get the Olympic bloody Torch to pass by. He said "Yes guys! That's great, the 11th of July it is. If you're running a comedy night we should get a bit more of a crowd for the torch."
So here's your fantastic line up -
Ignacio Lopez - Ignacio is of Spanish blood and Swansea passion. A proper wit, and king of retorts. His comedy lets you see the juxtapositions he has to deal with while making you laugh, love and live life*.
Sarah Bridgeman - From the depths of Wales Sarah's jolly face will get you in the mood quicker than Usain on the track, and that's a record breaking quickness. With her guitar and words, she has jolly riffs and laugh out loud quips.
Elizabeth Hotson - aka Julie 'Psycho' Jones - Julie, the brainchild of Elizabeth, is one of the more entertaining chavs you will see this side of the Watford gap. With her interesting taste in fashion, and limited view on the world she can show you another perspective. It's a bloomin' funny perspective as well mind!
John Pendal - Did someone say International Mr. Leather 2003? Yes they spanking did! John has been a full time comedian since 2010, and he's a joyous and exciting one as well. Don't worry people, we've got the show under lock and key for John's visit, because we're a bit worried that he might steal it!
Amir Khoroshavian - Amir holds the torch to humour through timid whimsey. Amir by name, human by nature, he lets you into his sight of the world through is laughing coloured glasses. He's so whimsical he makes he makes your local clown look like a politician.
8 p.m./£3
* Note - laugh and love at the same time, but don't laugh and make love at the same time.